Catholic Educators News - October 15, 2003
The following are some of the online resources available on the Magnificat.
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Here are also a few commentaries and reflections on Luke 1: 46-56 available online:
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A Prayer For Today
I want to thank you Lord for being close to me so far this day. Amen. |
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1. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 2. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? 3. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. 4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. 5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 6. The older you get, the better you realize you were. 7. I doubt, therefore I might be. 8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 9. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. 10. Women like silent men, they think they're listening. 11. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. |
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him
how to 13. A fool and his money are soon partying. 14. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? 15. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? 16. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery. 17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 18. If God dropped acid, would he see people? 19. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? 20. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 21. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 22. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? -- from Catholic Parish Resources - Bulletin fillers, materials, Mass, Cards |
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