Genesis, computer version
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing
about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their
arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden.
Whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is
clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as
the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat."
The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look
at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void,
and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God
must have been an architect."
The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said,
"Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
